Unwrapping Pleasure: 3 Fatties, 4 Toys

Speaker 1: 0:04

Hi, welcome to Big Sexy Chat. I'm Crystal, I'm Murph. We're just two rad fatties sitting around chewing the fat Twice a month. We'll be chatting about current events hot topics sex, sex toys, fat politics, fat community, cannabis, CVD you name it. We're going to talk about it. We are very excited to have you a part of our community. Welcome and enjoy. Hi. Welcome back to Big Sexy Chat. My name is Crystal, I'm Murph. We have something fun today. It's kind of exciting and interesting and different. It's going to be related to four sex toys that we were invited to try out and, kind of helping this might be a good. I give you ideas to what to buy your partner for Valentine's Day. Three fatties trying four sex toys and all of our. We have different opinions about them and we want to share that with you. We got this opportunity because I belong into this adult sex toy group and I've been selling sex toys online since well for 21 years actually, on my website, bliskconnectioncom. Yeah, this woman who has seen us review other things, her name is Kim, she works for a company called WeVib and they're also their company's called the Womanizer. It's all under one umbrella now and she was like hey, we want to send you all some stuff and see what you think, and no strings attached. I didn't ask for it, she just offered and then shipped it and I was like, when I got the delivery I was like, oh my goodness, she sent us three of everything, of all four toys. That blew my mind. So, yay, and I told her I can't lie about stuff that I don't like, because you'll tell. You'll tell if I don't love it. So I usually say when people ask me to review stuff, I won't blast you if I hate something, but if somebody asks me directly I'm gonna have to tell them the truth, and that's just kind of how I live my life. For the last 21 years I've been in the sex toy industry. I don't really want to ruin anybody's products. I just like to be honest and people will know if I love it or not because it's a sex toy. I'm gonna be, yeah, and so we have some good ones today to talk about, and we're very excited to have Ashlee here with us today. Ashlee is an on video with us very often, but she's in the back doing all the stuff all the time. So we're excited to Ashlee gets to be a part of this as well.

Speaker 3: 2:27

Thank you so much for including me and writing me a part of it. I'm very excited about this because these are not things that I usually get to test out or try out, and test out, and these toys are not inexpensive they are premium.

Speaker 1: 2:44

The cool thing about Weave I've been womanizer though, is they do have a five year warranty on all their toys, which is amazing, and I don't know if you two saw this, but they have a 100 day satisfaction guarantee, so if you buy something you don't love it and you get back to them within 100 days, you can get a refund, and that's if you buy it from the womanizer website. If you buy it from retailer, you're gonna have to go through the retailer and work it out that way, because you know nobody can take sex toys back. Retailers, online stores we don't take sex toys back. They just don't get returned.

Speaker 3: 3:19

That's right.

Speaker 1: 3:19

You buy it. That's right. And it's a bummer when you spend $220 on a toy and you don't love it. All right, so let's get started.

Speaker 2: 3:27

All right, we're going to be talking about the womanizer, the original indulgent, whole body orgasms, duo, two aka USS orgasm. Yes, the USS orgasm. So Ashley's going to talk about it. I'm going to hold it up and show you the actual vibe.

Speaker 3: 3:50

Yeah, so this one, we need twins. This is not. I mean, for those who can see this, this looks like a spaceship, right? This looks like a Star Trek, star Wars, star Trek spaceship. For those who can't see it because you're not watching the video, it has a massive round. How would you describe this? Like Merce describe this shape aside?

Speaker 2: 4:19

from spaceship. It does look like the USS Enterprise to me. It's a very bulbous top part with a insert attachment that also gets bigger at the end for the G spot. So it technically is an insertable toy that then can have exact direct stimulation to your clitoris. So it's kind of like a round.

Speaker 3: 4:47

Yeah, it's got that. It's got that where it's like G spot hit Well, I think, with rabbit, like I think of rabbit as just being like the straight inside and doesn't really hit necessarily the G spot this curves up, so it definitely tries to get to where the G spot is, and then on top of it it's got the clit stimulator, which is like that stuffy, you know, like we've all kind of or a lot of us anyway out here I've experimented with them. So for those of us out there who are still using the rabbits looking at you, some of those people from Fat Con, but the Fat Con, philly, we see you the clit stimulator and the G spot combo on this is just pain. So this is my favorite. Like I tried all of them out immediately. I know that like they all kind of did it at different times, the like the day that I got these, I was like little kid at Christmas. I'm like ripping open the packaging and I'm like I am going to try every single one of these. But that didn't happen, though, because this one I tried and I don't know if anyone out there has ever had the sensation of like all the blood flow from your toes leaving you and it's just like cold Because all of your blood flow is in one part of your body and it is just explode. That is what this did. There was no space in my life after that for the other ones that day, like I had to give it time because this one and like this one is really cool, because it's that and the Merce kind of showed people who could see it, but it's that different replaceable heads for the clip stimulator, which I haven't tried out yet but I haven't needed to. This is reliable. This is delicious. I love this thing. It's also so smooth.

Speaker 1: 6:45

Ashley, you said you haven't tried it. You mean you haven't tried the second tip.

Speaker 3: 6:49

Yeah, okay, yeah, I haven't tried this other, so, like I tried this one that came with it, like it came with this head, this, this, yeah, this clip stimulator. I haven't switched out the heads because I haven't haven't needed to. I'm gonna now that Merce was talking about it, because Merce was mentioning that it does change the dynamic of it. So now I'm gonna have to try it, but I haven't needed to because, as this is, it was perfect.

Speaker 1: 7:15

Actually maybe describe your body and because we all have three, of us have different fat bodies, that way our listeners might go. This might work for me. And also, when you're saying clips to me later, you mean the suction, right?

Speaker 3: 7:29

So it's kind of like an air pulse, almost like. It's kind of like a pulsing, just kind of like sucky, but it's also kind of a kind of like a pulsing air thing that it does and like and it's. The other one is loud, this one's kind of quieter, but if I turned it on right now it would, I would keep be able to hear it. No, you can't hear it. But my, so my body I have, like I have the belly super and I have T-Rex arms, but I haven't had a lot of issues, like for myself, with reaching down there, so like I haven't, I haven't had too many problems with that. I'm lucky because I know that there are a lot of people who do have that problem, and so I think that for somebody who might have a hard time reaching down there just looking at the hole, it would be infinitely easier with a partner, so like, if you want, mind-blowing orgasm where you can't feel your feet for three hours but you but, you also have a hard time maybe reaching down there. This one would be great if you have a partner to help get it going for you a little bit or to move it up really well. It does have like this the head, like this boldest part at the top, so like the spaceship part where people risk. I wouldn't see that Murph is laughing at that, that's right here. But this part is a little awkward, like so. I just I honestly like I just get it in there and let it. I don't even have to touch it because it stayed. It stayed in place for me. It sucks onto the clit perfectly. It's like the right placement and everything for my body. This might hit better for me or differently than it would for somebody who might have seen like a longer vaginal canal. This one. I feel like this toy was made for my body and that's a really unique thing for me. I think the like I really just kind of was sex toys. I just I'm like whatever you know, a good wand. We have wand. All I need is something to make my clit go. But like this one feels like it was made for my body. It sits where my right knee to, with my G spot. It sits my clit like with this head, perfectly. It stays put like as long as I have, as long as I have it already set and going. It is a little bit wonky, like when you first, because I didn't see any directions. I mean they're, they're probably we're, and I was just too excited, so I might just like dug into it. Yeah, when I was like I like live, so I just pushing buttons, like pushing buttons, so I was like what's this, do what's this, do what's this? Do so I figured that out.

Speaker 1: 10:12

Yeah, how tall are you and would you say you have a longer or shorter?

Speaker 3: 10:15

torso. I'm five, two and I don't know. I don't honestly know. I've never really looked at my, like, torso to leg ratio. I feel like I'm probably pretty close to just as stumpy in the middle as I am on the bottom. Okay, I'm a little teapot, short and stout, so that's helpful, yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't really know, I don't really think about my body in that way, like I like, I just like my body a little bit. I am short, I have a big tunnel, I have fat arms short, little fat arms and chunky legs are available. But so, like, there's definitely things that can be difficult to maneuver. This one has not been an issue for me. The only thing was figuring out how to get it to work, because it's. I think it has a sensor, because if you push the button to have the vibrator, like the clit stimulator go and unless it's touching it doesn't like. So if it's touching something, it'll, it'll, you know and all the, all these toys have.

Speaker 1: 11:20

It's not touching your body. It's supposed to turn off.

Speaker 3: 11:23

Yeah, and this one does that perfectly. Yeah, it works exactly as it intended to. I will say that the magnets for charging it are difficult. It falls off, it does not stay charging very well. I think that, like, it needs a stronger magnet for them Because you have to have it like in just the right place and position and if, if somebody goes nearby and it falls over, then it's not charging anymore. But it does seem to hold a charge pretty well. It's lasted really long for me. I have used it a lot, a lot, a lot. This one is my farmy favorite, so I'm very excited about it. I have been every time I like have talked at all about sex toys.

Speaker 1: 12:08

I'm like this one, this one anyone want to see my sex toy. What would you give it on a scale of one to 10?

Speaker 3: 12:14

You know nine, and actually that's pretty conservative for me because I would probably give this thing like a 15 out of 10 if it worked for the magnets. Because, yeah, like the charger is challenging, but like just on how it works and how it stays in place and how it feels, like it's also the softest. It's so soft. I'm very sensory, so things that are very soft and like, and this is, this is so soft. I'm like, oh, that's that's some nice. So like I can just pet it and it's pretty Like I would. I have never been on those people who would like display a sex toy in their house. You know I would display this. Yes, that's mine, I like it, I would use it anywhere I've. I had thoughts of just taking it with me, but like you know what I think I might need today Unorgasm. You know where I think I might need that, anywhere, I would. Just, I love this one and I've tried them all. So, like all the other ones that we got, this one continues to be my favorite About funny to say, about the other ones too. But I'm going to stop gushing about this one and I'll let you guys talk about it. Be here, I'll bring it back, I'm going to go. What about?

Speaker 1: 13:38

you.

Speaker 2: 13:39

It does come with a little bag so that you can keep it safe. It's like a very nice little canvas bag. It does have a little explanation book so, like you said, there are lots of buttons on there, so you do want to get a little bit familiar with it. I know when I used it my husband sent Ashley a text message because she had shared with us previously that it was amazing and he was like why is it not turning on? And you're right, you do have to have it up against your skin for it to recognize and try it.

Speaker 3: 14:17

I'd like to talk real quick, because James's message was actually Captain, we have a problem.

Speaker 2: 14:23

Once you named it, the USS orgasm, he was like, okay, this is fantastic.

Speaker 3: 14:29

He's like help me steer the ship.

Speaker 2: 14:31

Captain, that's right. So we I didn't realize that this had an alternate head in the box, so that was really great to learn. So that's something I do want to try again, because I'll explain later on and when we talk about one of the other toys why that made a big difference for me. So I will try that again. But I did give this a nine out of 10. I loved how much power this had. The, the suction is really strong and the air pulse is really strong. So once you insert it, the vibration between the pulsing, the suction and then the vibration of the insert it really gives you a lot of different opportunities for patterns of like the types of vibration, pulsing, all that sort of stuff. Initially I definitely would not be able to use this well on my own. I have a very large tummy and then I have shorter arms and I have a very long torso, so for me to like reach down and like try to get this to work accurately, this is one that I would only want to use with a partner and that's great. It took a little bit to kind of get the right angle, which is why I didn't give it a 10 out of 10. Because the it was kind of like, okay, we'll let go, like, prop your leg up here and, like you know, move this around. And then, once it actually, like, was fully inserted and then latched on to my clitoris, it was like whoa, whoa, okay, like we're in, like this is good, which was wonderful. It really provided, like I don't know, the pulsing sensation, the vibration sensation really kind of felt like it was thrusting, which was nice. I liked that sensation a lot, and then I I thought it was really, really great. The only way I could describe this is that, with the sucking and the pulsing and of the air on the clit and then the insertion, I was like, okay, I'm to the point now, like I was orgasming, orgasming so much that it felt like my body kind of like I don't know the right way to say it other than like it took a screenshot, Like I pressed on both sides, you know, like it was like click, so it was. That was really amazing, and I don't think you would have gotten that without the insertion portion of it, because the the other one that we're going to talk about doesn't have that insertion part. So that really did make a big difference in feeling like that screenshot sort of feeling where my whole body just kind of 10 step and it felt like the little carrying bag is really nice. I really consider this like the new, improved rabbit vibrator and it, like Ashlee said you know the rabbit very much traditionally was like straight forward. But if you want that sort of sensation where you're getting insertion and clit stimulation at the same time, this is by far I consider top notch the version to get. It did take a little bit of fussing to get it right, so I would say that was kind of a con for me. You know I'm talking pros and cons and that was really just because of my body shape and like trying to get the right angle. The magnets still are a problem. I agree. Now I did. There are other ones in here that I think made a difference. Their magnets are different, so they're doing something. But I would say, if you really like, if I had to give a critique to we vibe or womanizer, it would be just figure out the magnet issue, because you're right. If you, if you're putting it on on the charger on top of something to like let it charge, any sort of little thing just knocks it off and then you're like oh well, shit, you know, nobody wants to get to the point where they're ready to use a vibrator and then it's not charged. So that would be my only critique. Otherwise you write the texture is lovely. I'm going to try out that other head and see, if, you know, I find another new religion from it, because this was, it was fabulous. I really think if you, if you are a vibrator stimulator at the same time kind of person, this is, this is the one you should get, creed 100%.

Speaker 1: 19:08

It's pretty amazing. So I know not everybody can see us, but if you could see us you can turn the SS, uss enterprise around and you can use the hand, the part that goes in the vagina, as a handle, so kind of holding up up closer to your belly button. Let's say that and then yeah, exactly. And then that goes on, the suction part goes on the clitoris. So one of the girls from my fat branch well, two of them actually said that's how they use it. To use it alone is they just turn it around and then you just only use the suction, not the penetration, as genius. Yeah, yeah, 10 out of 10, how they recommend. I have every sex to I know in demand. Yeah, it's a good one. It's worth the 220. It's $219. It does. It's rumbly, which I like. It's not zingy. Usually when I describe rumbly or the other kind of status, other kind of sensation, one feels like vibration from the outside in towards your body, towards your clitters. Rumbly feels like it's coming from inside of the body out. It's like radiating out instead of radiating in. That's how I describe the rumbly. This is a twice as nice toy. You get the blended orgasm, which who doesn't love a blended orgasm and who doesn't love suction on your clitters while you're getting a vibration at the same time? And even a little penetration Can't go wrong with this one Highly recommend. It does last for two hours. When you have it fully charged it's super quiet. I hope you too found it very quiet as well. It's important for people who are some people are. They lose their train of thought to have an orgasm if it's too loud. They're worried about the kids or the dog or the neighbors, or just their own brain goes oh, it's too loud, so it's quiet, right, I will say with the it just went as quiet, I would agree.

Speaker 3: 20:53

I would say that also, with the way that it is, I don't even think I have space in my brain to worry about being quiet. I don't. I'm not a screamer like sexually or. I wasn't. This one seems to have found my inner screamer, because that was not. I was not quiet. This is, this is a. Don't use it. Some of the other people are home.

Speaker 1: 21:20

Yeah, I would say it's like your soul leaving your body kind of pleasure.

Speaker 3: 21:23

You're just like I was like, yeah, I need to work with saying to like about the picture because you're just like, you're like, and then all of a sudden you're like yeah, it's the color that they gave us.

Speaker 1: 21:37

They got the. We all got the green color, which is called petrol. I don't find it like the most inviting color for a sex toy. Not that it matters, but it makes it look more like a the Starship Enterprise because it's green. I don't know, it's a strange color for me, but anyway, who cares?

Speaker 3: 21:54

I actually really like this color, but I like this color in general, like in life I love, I like greens and herples. So this this one if I was going to buy one, I probably would have bought this exact one like and I love colorful things. So, but yeah, what colors?

Speaker 1: 22:10

does it come in Crystal, do you? know it's like a raspberry, I think, lilac, maybe a baby blue and then black. Okay, and this one has two motors. So you're getting a motor for the G spot simulator and a separate motor for the section air pulse. Yay, if I, if I had a flatter timing, I'd probably be a lot easier to use alone, but it works great with a partner. And, like I said, my friend, one friend said you, two of them said you could turn it around and use that as a handle. So just some options for y'all listening, 10 out of 10. I guess we all love it.

Speaker 3: 22:41

Yeah, that was amazing. I'm gonna. I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna. After we get off this call, I'm going to take some personal time.

Speaker 2: 22:48

Definitely trying out that other head for sure. Big difference, okay. The next one on our list is the sink oh. Holding up the box here for those who can't see it, it states on the box Sink oh effortlessly adds hands free vibration to your intimate connections with its unique adjustable shape. It's smooth silicone loop keeps Cinco securely in place, sending those satisfying vibrations exactly where you want them, no matter where your play takes you. So when you open it up, it talks about the app on the box. It is a C or a U-shaped, insurmountable vibrator. It's got a little bit of texturizing on the head that would be up against the clit. This is very bendy. So those of you that can't see, you can actually adjust it how you want. Like it clicks into place so it can get wider, it can get smaller. It does come with a little remote, which is nice too. You can use the app, but you can also utilize this very nice little remote. It comes with the cute little bag that you can carry it around in, has the instructions with it and then the charge for the magnet as well. So I can give my report on this one. This is not my type of vibrator, so that's what I want to share first and foremost. So if the insertable wearable vibrators are your thing, this is fantastic, especially because it adjusts, which I really did enjoy that part of it, but I gave it a 6 out of 10. And the pros were that it's very versatile. You can use it as a cock ring if you want it as well, because it's open, which is not what you usually see on the insertable part of these types of toys. It's cut open so you can squeeze it and make it smaller to insert into something, and then you let it go and it gets bigger. But also you could put it around a cock and then, because it clicks into place, you can then wrap this around and then the vibrator piece can be on their balls or on their perennium, which is nice. So you can use it for a lot of different things, which is great. It did stay inserted while we played, which was nice. This is the first one I've ever had from WeVib that actually stayed inserted. It slipped a little bit, but that's you know. For me that was very surprising that it actually stayed in place, so that was a very, very big positive. There were lots of vibration patterns, which is nice, but, like you mentioned earlier Crystal. This one had a very buzzy type of vibration which just does not stimulate me or get me too orgasm. It's almost an irritant because then I start to feel like, oh, this is getting itchy, you know, because it's just like that high level buzzing. So that was not like I wasn't really into that. So the cons for me were that the magnets again, especially with how it's, where it's placed, at the tip of the, where the vibe is, it was constantly falling over or falling off. I had to lean it up against something so that the magnets would actually stay into place to charge. So that was a big problem. The slippage a little bit was a little bit of a problem, but again, never have had it actually stay into place. So that was nice. And then it just doesn't have the rumble. So for me that's a big, big part of any type of toy. This was a lot of fun to use with my partner, though. So to add it to play, like I said, to make it kind of a cock ring and then place the vibrator on his, on his testicles, was great. There's, I think, a lot of fun to be had with this. But I would need something else in addition to it, because it just wasn't providing me the the type of vibration that I use to stimulate myself. So that was my review on this. Who wants to jump in with theirs?

Speaker 1: 27:17

I'll go next on this one. So I have tried several versions of this we vibe. I always describe it kind of like the letter C or like the letter U and it's designed to clamp over your vulva and to get one part of it. It's going to hit your, your clitoris. The other part's going to go inside and the one that used to make way back in the day they, I think they vibrated on both sides. So this little vibrator, it goes into your vagina. This was to kind of give you a vibration in your clitoris. But, like Murph, none of them are enough for me. None of them are the style that I like and I do appreciate how they improved on the material from the first ones back like 15 years ago. I also noticed that change where you're talking about the circle where you can like put into your vagina and let it go and then it kind of opens up to stay in place better. That's a big improvement. Still didn't work that well for me, but I also like that. It has really nice remote control. It's really beautiful remote control and, like all the other toys from we vibe, 100 day warranty, 100 day satisfaction guarantee. But I find when you use it alone it works wonderfully If you try it yeah, thank you and if you try to use it with a partner. For me, in my experience, it doesn't work that well. The ones from back in the old days. I used to think it was because we were wearing a condom and the condom like gets stuck to it. But I just don't think it. I don't know, it doesn't. I just can't seem to make it work where it stays in and I don't know if it's a bigger one or a longer one, or maybe it's just not for me, because that's not my kind of vibration either. It feels more annoying than pleasurable to me. But we did talk about how fun it would be on a road trip if I was wearing it while we were on a long road trip and then he can have a road control and but yeah, it's also great you can use it on the penis. There's a million things you can do with it. It's just not my favorite. I like it. It says I didn't love the ones in the very beginning. I'm going to say I'm going to give it like a seven out of 10. We're back in the old days. I would give them like a five out of 10. So I do feel some improvement here and I just I really like the material, I really love their remote control. So that's about all I have to say about that one. I yeah, it's fine, it's good. Maybe it works better for thinner bodies, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2: 29:31

Yeah, I would really be interested to hear what our thin counterparts had to say about it, because it just doesn't. You're right, I agree with everything you said. We talked about taking it out on date night and me wearing it and I was just like I don't really know. So I'd be into it, you know, just because I've just had bad experiences with those in the past and I'm afraid I'm bringing forward a little bit of that. But at the same time, this one, it has definitely improved from those other ones. So I think they're on the right path. But I do wonder, is like this made really for a skinny person or, you know, like I don't know, Interesting?

Speaker 1: 30:10

Yeah, the high crystal. I'll say one more thing. The reason it might work better on a thinner person is because they don't have the pressure of that sort of fluffier tissue around their vulva and then maybe they don't also don't have the other tissue and you know tummy coming down from their tummy, their gut, so maybe that's why it might stay on their bodies better. I'm like I'm thinking, is it bigger? Is it going to work for me? I don't know. I just don't think the clamping on the top part of my vulva is ever going to work for me, just because the way I'm built.

Speaker 3: 30:43

So I had a different experience with it. For one, I didn't have a history of it, so there's something that I'm bringing forward with it and I think that's really valid. Also, though, because that is definitely a thing that you're like. Yeah, I kind of I already know how this is Like that's how I would feel about a rabbit right now, but so it stayed just fine for me. Even through sex, steve and I, we didn't have any problems with it. He, I think the vibrator, like the fact that it was vibrating, you know, like through me and like you could feel it with the insertion piece. I think that worked really well for him. He really liked it. Yeah, right, yeah, and like so that that wasn't issue at all. The, the I I like I agree about. Like the vibrating. I don't think it didn't annoy me at all. Like it wasn't annoying. I just don't think that it was like I had it up all the way and I don't think it was as strong as I like wore it to be. To be fair, I had previously been loved on just right by USS orgasm, so I might be a little biased, like I probably should have used the other ones first. Now I'm like well, now everything is being compared to that one. But I usually those vibrations don't bother me and it just didn't do a lot. Like it feels nice and I think maybe with like enough time, like it's in there for a while, like in the vibrator, has enough time to really get the stimulation going and then it might get me there Maybe. The same way I think that like a wand, if I wasn't putting a lot of pressure on it, would like eventually it's going to get there. But it's definitely tortoise more than hair, yeah.

Speaker 1: 32:40

Ashley, can we ask you a question about what position you all use it in?

Speaker 3: 32:45

I think just not missionary necessarily, but kind of missionary. I think it was just straight up, like we didn't try to do anything fancy with it.

Speaker 1: 32:52

Like modified missionary maybe. Yeah, ok.

Speaker 3: 32:56

Yeah, I'd say that, yeah, and it was that it stayed in just fine. Now I don't know how it would be with a bunch of other positions, like it might be different doggy style. I feel like it's not doing doggy style. He would pull away from my body more, though, so I don't know that that would help. I did it like we had that way, because that's like gravity, you know, at least holding the vibrating part in place, so it has a more of a chance. I think it wasn't bad. I would say that it was probably. I like. I think that seven out of ten is probably good, only because, like it didn't, it didn't wow me the same way others did. So like it was good. With enough time, it's probably reliable. It stayed in just fine. I do like the versatility of being able to use it as, like, a cock ring and whatever else Like that could be fun. I think that there's a lot. I think there's a lot of versatility to playing with it. And, of course, I love the Vib app. I'm techie. I love the app. I think that's fun to play with. I love the idea of how, like having partners wherever who can play with it with me. Like that's a fun thing. I like, even in the same room, you know like, or across the car on a road trip, like I think that that that's a fun. That's a fun thing. I really enjoyed the way that, like that we vibe brings, because I think I think that vibrator is a lot like really, you know they're, they're firm vagina havers who like don't necessarily get off through the same way. Like you need quit stimulation, you need all these other things that we need other things to really be able to work as them a lot of the time, not everybody but a lot of people, and like we can do that on our own, we don't need a partner for that, but it makes them more fun. Like I like being engaging, I like the way that they like it's almost like a call to connection and I'm very connection based, so like anything that is kind of like an extra call to connection and having that ability is fun and that makes it more enjoyable, and so I really love what we vibe does with that in mind. Like I really like that a lot. I again the magnets it could be better, for sure. That one, I will say, was a lot easier. It's like it's very straightforward. Like that one just felt really straightforward to use. The other one that we'll talk about later also was great, and our saturday mind is very straightforward, so not as complicated. But you know, it's fine, all right, didn't bother me, I love it, I'll use it. Well, you know, I'll play with it. I want to definitely try it as a cock ring now. But I, yeah, it's, it's fine, it's good, it feels nice, it's all right. What is it?

Speaker 1: 35:46

Details for like a hundred and something. Yeah, I think it might be one. Oh, I didn't write that one down, sorry. I was going to say maybe 199, but it might be. It might be less expensive than that, so I would have to double check that. I know that.

Speaker 3: 36:00

Actually I think it you think it might have been that, oh yeah.

Speaker 1: 36:04

So, womanizer, the next one we're going to talk about, I think, is the womanizer premium two, and that one is 199. The duo two is two, two, 19. And I should say they all have, so they're all water proof.

Speaker 3: 36:18

169. 169. The Cinco yeah 169.

Speaker 1: 36:22

They're all waterproof, so you can use all of these stuff and all these toys in the shower. And ladies, I don't know if you all will check out the womanizer website, but they have a shower massager, shower head combo, vibrator what? It's for the best sex way.

Speaker 2: 36:38

Crystal Valley Shower, shower, massager.

Speaker 3: 36:43

Crystal's never met a shower stream or a stream of water.

Speaker 1: 36:47

Exactly, exactly. Also, these all have all have that really luxurious skin to it. I don't know, some kind of silicone, I guess, but they all have it's nice feeling, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 2: 36:58

Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 1: 37:01

So you have the womanizer premium two. Yeah, okay, one and done, bye, that's it. That's all I have to say Done, hello. What else is there to say? Yes, okay, now you're showing the womanizer plus the premium two, which is what we got to review. This is the womanizer plus. This one's about 10 years old and it literally says womanizer plus size and it has about two extra inches of length on the handle compared to that womanizer premium two. But they're both fantastic. This one's a little bit longer. It's the only difference which makes it easier to use alone. Also, if you, it's a little bit. It can be a little bit long if you're using it with a partner, but you can turn it around and have the handle, the buttons to turn it off and on, or closer up here to the top of the toy, and you can control the vibration a little more easily. I just I wish they would make it again. They say they're talking about it. Maybe it's like a 20th anniversary or 10th, I forget how many anniversaries they're about to have, but this was a good seller at my store. If I could get it again, I know I could sell thousands of them, at least hundreds. It's wonderful because, yeah, again. Suction and vibration together on your clitoris. I mean, what more do you need in life? It's wonderful. I would give it another 10 out of 10 for the womanizer premium, two Nice.

Speaker 2: 38:17

Ashley, do you want to talk about it?

Speaker 3: 38:20

Oh sure. So that's definitely my second favorite. I is. It is consistent, it is going to get you there, it feels fantastic. I, we, we all went to SAP Con and I brought that one with me as my little bread along and I'm pretty sure that the people in the hotel room around me were annoyed because also not quite a little screamer that one also has multiple heads to try out and that's fantastic. It lasts a good amount of time. I haven't had an issue with the magnets on that one Interesting ring because they're very similar, but I didn't have an issue charging it, which is great, just great, because I use it a lot. And it comes with a bag, just like the other ones do, which they're really cute, and I like there's. It doesn't like a little card that comes in the bag, that's, it's really cute. I think everybody should buy one because I want to be like hashtag. I masturbate to everything, but it is. It is a nice, consistent. I haven't had an issue with reaching. It's easy to use alone. I haven't needed anybody. I will say that you were talking about sound with the other one crystal. That one is loud Like it's not not loud when it's on you. Like when it's on you, it's like like this little muscle, but when it's out, if it falls out like it falls off and detaches, it's like a motorboat.

Speaker 1: 40:07

It's funny because one of the things that wrote about down about this toys is very quiet, but it's only quiet when you're using it.

Speaker 3: 40:13

It's only quiet when it's like attached to it. It fell off and I was like, oh shit, my like my dog was in the room, you know, and was like mom, what you doing, what you worry about, it's just like. I want to know what's going on. I'm like, no, you're going to ruin it, get away from me. So I just I, yeah, it's definitely loud when it's not on you, but as long as it is on you, it's quiet, it's pretty stealthy. It's got the power that it has. Like again, that like, just like the other womanizer I mean the the range that you have for for everything with it is so customizable. There is a guarantee, a setting that will absolutely work for you. Um, it's pretty quick too. It like it's I wouldn't say like it's not like Crystal's wand story, where she's like setting up and she's like I'm done, I'm done, we're pretty close to that. I like, I know that within three minutes, like, even if I'm not super duper in the mood, like that I'm, I'm seeing it. So I'm obviously in the mood, but like, even if I wasn't, like it would, it would still get me there real quick. And the screening the angels from above, just like. No, it it, definitely, it's good.

Speaker 1: 41:34

It's. It's good, since I know that two of you are also very open minded about other sex. You know fetishes and things like that. There's something called forced orgasms and I've always thought in my head there's no way anybody could force me to have orgasm. Oh okay, I was wrong. I don't know if they could destroy.

Speaker 3: 41:52

Yeah, yeah, both of the womanizer is. There's no way you put like. I could be, like I could be. I feel like the next time I'm grumpy, I need to try it, like if I'm pissed off and I don't want to be touched and I don't want to be talked to, just like, just hand me this and let me do this for myself and I probably will be any better. But I think there is no mood that I can be in, that I wouldn't be able to orgasm with these. Like it's Good, they're just good, and that I mean that one's that's my night. Like that, this, this one was black on. That were doing is my nightstand, that's my foo Sun-tai. Hey, hey, buddy.

Speaker 1: 42:38

And if it was just a couple inches longer, would be even better.

Speaker 3: 42:41

I think I like that one. Then you go out hot tub with that or bathtub with that.

Speaker 1: 42:46

Oh, done, we're for you about five, seven. Yeah, you too.

Speaker 2: 42:51

Yeah, five, seven, all torso, so it's really, it's a long reach Same. So I gave this out of ten. I gave it a thousand and I initially I initially was not going to give it that number, but I switched the head and that made the biggest difference in the world. So the one that originally comes on it is a lot thinner, it's more, it's smaller, and so I Was like I'm just not getting what I want out of this like this. You know, my husband was like, well, just try the other head. I was like okay, like that's gonna make a difference. Well, you know, switched out the head and I I came so hard that I have found religion and I'm not a religious person and this womanizer premium to the new religion is called WP to, because I'm gonna join I. Yeah, please come to my church and I will sing the gospel about this vibrator. It felt like I came for 30 minutes I know I didn't, but it sure as fuck felt like I did and and the magnets on this thing are way stronger than they are on the other ones. So, whatever we via, or, womanizer, whatever you're doing with this one, do it till all the other ones, because this was amazing in terms of being able to just attach it, not have to worry about it, and let it charge. Now I'm resonating with everything you all said. If this, there's only con for that this thing was the handle length. If I had to contort myself to get the right angle and be able to do that, I swear to God, womanizer, listen to my plea. If you made the longer handle for this, I would literally buy this toy for every woman that I love and I love a lot of women. I mean flat out. I would literally buy this toy for every single woman that I know that I love.

Speaker 3: 44:58

If you made the handle longer I could be like the way to get into your church, your cult, your this is my vibrator cult and I buy a lot of vibrators.

Speaker 2: 45:09

I buy a lot of vibrators for my girls and I'm telling you like I would spend the 200, whatever so that they could enjoy and have the orgasms that I had with this thing. But it has to have a longer handle before I do that. It just it does, and I can't believe that. That that they're thinking about like oh well, maybe as a, you know, as a thing for potentially a positive promotion somewhere down the line, as like an anniversary or whatever, like no, you need to make this available for everybody all the fucking time so that we can all enjoy it and you will reap the benefits financially from doing that. I agree.

Speaker 1: 45:46

Some people can't have an orgasm very easily. Is that called an, an orgasmic, an orgasm, an orgasmic? Anyway, I wonder how this might work for people that have a difficulty having an orgasm, because, yeah, for me I'm like, oh, take it off, so oh shit. You know, it's like whoa, so quick, you have to focus, to try to keep having fun with it, because it's very intense for me anyway. But I wonder, if people have difficulty, that might be the, might be a tool for them.

Speaker 2: 46:19

I think that's a really good point. I mean, I had enjoyed an edible before and I always have better orgasms after I've had an edible, but this, yeah, I don't know anyone who wouldn't have. Once you get the right head, once you, once you find the right fit in terms of head, which is why I'm going to go back and try the USS orgasm, the duo too, because I didn't realize it came with a fatter head and it's just. It's not like a huge difference, but it's enough where it feels like it's fully engulfing my clitoris rather than just like pinpointing, which is what the head that comes with it is. Yeah, and so it makes a big difference.

Speaker 3: 47:03

Trying to see the there's two, yeah, I will say with that, with the black one, with that one, I definitely have had to finagle it a little bit to get it in the right place because of that, I think with the wider one that would be. It's just a beautiful thing. I think that, like as Valentine's Day comes up and everything like these are things people really need to be thinking about because, listen, if, like, flowers are great, chocolate is great, chocolate gets consumed and is gone, flowers die. This is the gift that keeps giving.

Speaker 2: 47:39

Orgasms are forever.

Speaker 3: 47:41

Orgasms are forever and I really think that, like people should listen. If you want to make your partner very happy and you want to make them very, very, very happy over and over and, over, and over and over again, until they are just unable to move, these are the nine, nine, these two like womanizers. Yeah, this I'm definitely I've had to be like, but what Chris was saying was like that. I'm not good off stuff. I've been like I can't do it again. It's whoa, whoa, and then you're like breakfast and I'm like man. I barely even moved. I can't breathe.

Speaker 2: 48:23

You need recovery time after it. I'm telling you, you do no.

Speaker 1: 48:28

Three fat women who love this toy, and the duo too. I would highly recommend it. If you see your last $200 on the planet, spend it. That's worth it.

Speaker 2: 48:39

That's my thing is like I'm not kidding when I say I would literally buy this for all my girlfriends. I would buy this as a Gallantine's Day gift and be like honey, please go, enjoy yourself. This is your foundation, this is the one that it's like. You're not going to get something wrong if you purchase this.

Speaker 3: 48:56

The only downside, though, I will say, is like I really it's going to ruin other toys for you. They're not going to feel as good because this feels so good. These two girls, these womanizers, are just nothing. Nothing is going to feel. It's kind of like when you have the best sex if you're a wife, you know, and then it's like, yeah, pretty new Sex is okay, yeah, it's good, it's fine.

Speaker 2: 49:24

It's not like that, though. My husband literally said there's no way a human could do what that just did for you. And I was like you're right, there's not and honestly there shouldn't be. You know like that needs to come from a vibrator and that, like I would pay whatever the amount of money is to have that, because it's not something that a human can produce. I want all the other stuff that a human can produce the emotional connection, the kissing, the touching but I want to be able to be like let's turn that motherfucker on max and go, amen.

Speaker 3: 50:00

I have done all the cuddling, you've gotten yours, we're all happy, and it is my time now. Oh, I will say, though, I can't like use these and then have sex after like I'm spent, I'm done, this is the finisher, this is the like, literally like a street fighter in my mind. I'm like finisher. That is. That is how I feel about it.

Speaker 1: 50:26

Did you try it while having penetration? The USS orgasm or the organizer, the womanizer, I'll say the womanizer.

Speaker 3: 50:35

I don't. It's the only way that that would work. Would be like with anal, and that's not anal for me. But no, I thought about it. But I try it because I'm so engaged, like with the toy.

Speaker 2: 50:49

I try it.

Speaker 3: 50:51

All right, all right.

Speaker 2: 50:53

I didn't try it insertion with it but I did use it with my, with my vulva facing my partner, and he like pressed on it a little bit so that it was just a little bit of extra like oof into to suction, and that worked really, really well and I I love the, the texture and the feel of it. But but because it's not long enough, I had a little bit of slippage when I was like cause it's so soft and silky, the texture of it, that when I'm like trying to get the like right angle and get it going, it did start to slip a little. So I was just like motherfucker, if they just did a little bit longer of a handle, like I wouldn't be having this problem right now. But that's just a fleeting thought that's going through my head. Before you know, I'm fully orgasming in like 20 seconds.

Speaker 3: 51:51

Speaking of long handles, we did have one more that we tried out.

Speaker 2: 51:55

Yes, rave, the rave two. This is the rave two and it states rave two is the ultimate evolution of the G spot vibrator, a unique toy designed purely for pleasure and those who crave it, with two powerful motors giving dual stimulation of the G spot in the sensitive vaginal opening. Rave's vibrations are always on target due to its special twisted pleasure shape and adjustable hinge. Place solo or with a partner and share control with the free we vibe app. And this is what it looks like. It's a it states on the box. It's an adjustable fit and you can bend it so that it goes like really, really not completely into a I would say kind of like a, a more displaced U shape. So if you really want to get that G spot action or you can kind of pull it out so that it is more of like a standard vibrator with a little bit of an angle to it. It's very smooth. The magnets are on the other side of the controls. So the controls are on this part, right here where my thumb is moving. It's on one of the ends of the vibrator and then the there's like a little bit of a ridge because it's. It looks like as if somebody twisted the silicone and made it a little bit, a little bit angled for that G spot stimulation. But very, very nice, beautiful color too Love that raspberry color.

Speaker 1: 53:28

The rave, too, is $119.

Speaker 3: 53:31

Yeah, it's definitely more accessible financially. I mean, I didn't have any issues with the charger like the. The batteries, the magnets stayed on, but those ones pretty well and it worked well in the shower. I'm going to give this a. I'm mostly using it as clit stimulation. I think it's an okay vibrator, for that Didn't didn't really do much for me for like G spot like, but I didn't need it to. It's fine. I'm fine with using it as a clit stimulator. It works decently with partner play like different. You know. It's comfortable, easy to use. It's very. It's it's a safe vibrator. That was, that was kind of it Like I for me that's probably like a six, seven out of 10. All right, it's fine, it'll work, we'll do it Cute.

Speaker 1: 54:21

I think it's great. It's not my very best favorite, but it'll do it. This is my favorite trick.

Speaker 2: 54:26

I. I gave it an eight out of ten and that's just because this is like you said early, ashley, if you've tried the Clit stimulator vibrators or you've tried the ones that are dual with insertion and Clit, it's just, it's a different level of playing on playing field, right, it's just different. So if you are a standard Vibrator person like you just kind of want a stick, because that's really what this is, this was solid I. This will replace, like for me, this is the standard vibrator. Now, like I got I got the app out and Really started playing around with the different motors with this one, I spent a lot of time just kind of like trying to find the right, what felt like the right fit and and I did use it for insertion play and the One of the vibration patterns is a thrusting pattern, so it like it feels like it's pulsing, but it gives you a thrusting sensation when it's inserted, which was really interesting I Did have. I played with my partner with this and he provided finger stimulation To my clitoris, which helped. This wouldn't have provided me the orgasm that I wanted without that, but no standard vibrator really does, so I totally get that. I agree with the magnets. This one was much better than previous. It's just not my kind of vibrator like, so that's the reason I didn't like ooh and all over it. But if this is your thing, if like just the standard Stick kind of vibrator is your thing like, this is the one. This is solid. It's got lots of different vibration, different pulsing, different Patterns that you can just kind of play around with, and the app is really fun to do that with because it gives you kind of like a this target. You can go into different quadrants and choose, you know the how you want the dual motors to go, which was really fun. I like the length of it. It is a longer type. You know what do you think? is eight inches, yeah, I'd say so. It's curved a little bit so it's hard to, you know, get a true, but I think if it was flattened out, yeah, so probably like seven because it's curved and you can't, like I said, you can curve it even more because it's very bendy, which is nice. The G-spot design was good. I enjoyed that, but it really I think that thrusty pulse that they have Really kind of made this stand out for me in terms of just a standard vibrator. But other than that, it's okay, it's nice, but once you have once you have the best.

Speaker 1: 57:16

It's hard to go. Murph, you asked me once to try to help you figure out why, when I forget which toy you had, but maybe the app did, was it working that well? And I did. I just I don't think it was a we vibe one that you had or womanizer. But I did ask the we vibe person who is more like on the technical side, and she was saying if you ever have a toy and the app Does it work that well, just try to not be so close together. Don't have the app as close to the toy as possible, like have some space between you and the toy and the controller, the app of the phone.

Speaker 2: 57:47

That makes sense. Yeah, I agree. I think it was that we were too close. We were laying right next to each other in bed and he was closer to it because he's on the other side, you know so.

Speaker 1: 57:59

I'm likely was the issue, but proximity.

Speaker 2: 58:02

Yeah it, I haven't been disappointed From anything from. We vibra womanizer, to tell you the truth, but same same the the change over and into the womanizer Clit, clitoral suction. Pulsing is just a game changer.

Speaker 3: 58:21

It's just everything I mean. It's like it's like when you go from having your very first car to like getting your first new car, you know, I think it's like oh, this is what driving is like, like that is how it feels, just have the right you've tried the rest, now try the best, right.

Speaker 2: 58:41

Right. So which one would you choose as your Valentine's Day gift? Oh, I'm going.

Speaker 3: 58:46

USS orgasm for me, especially because, like, if I'm doing Valentine's Day with somebody like, this is, this is just Well, this is chef's kiss, this is and I can do. I mean either this one or the other one. Like the other one I do like Valentine's. Or if I just, if I just want to be by myself on Valentine's Day, right, just go like, just let me have my orgasms and leave me alone.

Speaker 1: 59:10

Actually, why you're in your hand. Will you try to stretch it out, like the person was saying, to use it as a handle?

Speaker 3: 59:16

Okay, cool, yeah, that's yes, I like I could. I'm trying it right now. I like I could see how that would work. I like I, because the other one exists, I would. But I mean, like if you only get one toy, you know, like if you can only afford one toy or you only have one, this would work for both. I could see how that would work. I Hear, yeah, I guess I feel like this is frenzy, though like I Can't see it because you're not watching the video, it's just flopping around. I don't know that. I feel like it would be Like right click, you know I care, trying to it would. It moves a lot as a handle. So I don't know.

Speaker 1: 59:56

It seems like we're saying about Three of these toys work really well for fat bodies. And the secret might work too, but it's just not. It's a little hit and miss.

Speaker 3: 1:00:07

The Cinco worked just fine for me, except that the. I just didn't think that it was strong enough for anything After using this. So I like once you, once you use the womanizer you don't really like. Using anything else is kind of dumb.

Speaker 1: 1:00:24

For all their toys.

Speaker 3: 1:00:24

Yeah, I've been going to like. Now I've been spoiled officially and I can no longer just use this in the Cinco. Let's have my fantastic uss orgasm.

Speaker 2: 1:00:37

Yes, and to clarify, it is not called the USS orgasm, y'all, it's called the duo to do it, you're going to look for it. Don't look up USS. It's called the womanizer.

Speaker 3: 1:00:49

Original duo to look, womanizer, I'm gonna need you to rebrand this for me I. Actually imagine anything would make off of us like.

Speaker 1: 1:00:59

Star.

Speaker 3: 1:00:59

Trek Star Wars nerds like making this into the you ever imagine If they could get captain Picard to be like engage.

Speaker 1: 1:01:10

Maybe get whoopee Goldberg. I giving it a shot, shot. I know she loves a. She loves Picard as well.

Speaker 3: 1:01:17

Amazing. I would love it so much more than.

Speaker 2: 1:01:20

Crystal, would that be your choice?

Speaker 1: 1:01:23

Um Gosh, I love my womanizer plus I really love the duo to. It was really nice, nice change up from just a straight womanizer, but the womanizer premier to that's also beautiful toy. They're both. They're both about the same price $1.99 to 19. But if I, if I was only gonna have one toy for the rest of my life, I'd probably ask for the duo to. I.

Speaker 2: 1:01:44

I'm going to say that I would go with the womanizer premium too. Um, but I'm going to reserve, I'm gonna add a little asterisk to that and say, let me try the other head of the duo to first, and then I'll tell you. But either one, I'm happy, I'm blissfully happy with either one awesome.

Speaker 3: 1:02:06

Yeah, I definitely want an update after, after you do, because I need to know, like if that made the difference, because I really like them both. I just did there is nothing. There is nothing like this one.

Speaker 1: 1:02:18

That's and you can buy all of these on the womanizer website and, like I said, then they'll give you that um 100 day satisfaction guarantee. I do sell them on my bliss connection site but I don't have the ability to do all the guarantees and stuff like that. Of course, all the toys come with a five-year warranty, no matter who you buy it from, which is amazing. Laws x-rays don't have any kind of warranty. They have like the 30-day, you know after purchase warranty. And uh, one thing I do tell people to whenever you buy any sex life has a registration card. Send it in, just send it in. You're gonna be so happy you did, because you might not in five years, three years, something might happen to one of your toys, like, oh, I have it registered, it's gonna help so much. It just makes everything so much more smooth, easier to handle if you need to do a kind of a refund or whatever. But anyway, I just a really fun episode, really fun to all get our different ideas of what works well and Anything else that you guys want to share that with the rest of our listeners.

Speaker 2: 1:03:14

I would just say I appreciate that you shared to get it on the womanizer website, but if you want to support the pod and all that, we do buy it from bliss connection and You're not gonna need to send it back, so don't worry about that. The five-year warranty is gonna cover it. So kick that money over to us and help out. Help out our side of the house. And I just wanted a huge thank you to kim from womanizer and we vibe for even considering sending that our way and if you. Ever want to send anything like that our way again. I would be happy to. Do what we did just now, even though you didn't ask for all that right yeah, I.

Speaker 3: 1:03:59

Complete agreement satisfaction. I can see why there's a satisfaction guarantee, because they know. They know there's very little risk.

Speaker 1: 1:04:06

I don't know how to create about it. Yeah there's no risk for them. The only thing I don't love about their toys I don't love the name. But I know the womanizer toy came from Germany and they, from what I understand, that word does not translate well from german to english, so in english it sounds really shitty, but maybe in german doesn't sound so shitty. So that's the lore that I've heard about the name of the womanizer. But oh well, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 2: 1:04:31

I'm not marrying it. I was gonna say I'm gonna take that, as you don't need a man in your life if you've got this thing, so there's no need for a womanizer, you just use the womanizer.

Speaker 3: 1:04:42

Right, the next thing we're gonna when we get a product review.

Speaker 1: 1:04:45

Our next product review will probably be of our big fig mattresses, and the big fig folks have invited us to participate in their big fix. Big folks get love to campaign, so we'll talk about that in a couple weeks and we'll push that out there. But for valentine's day, make sure you check out our website. We're having a giveaway for a liberator product and, um, you can listen to the reviews of all our womanizer and we vibe Uh wow tech Reviews here and if you love them, check us out. Check them out on our website, blissconnectioncom and anything else. Ladies follow like subscribe.

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Speaker 1: 1:05:34

All right, talk to y'all soon, see you later. See you later, I'll be after a cockadale.

Speaker 3: 1:05:38

Bye, bye, buckaroo.